um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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