We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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