My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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