the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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