Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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