k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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