Porn is love you can see.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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