My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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