she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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