I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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