Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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