Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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