Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
