I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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