it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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