Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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