I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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