I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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