I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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