He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
