Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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