eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
how do flat chested girls get laid?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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