I showed him my bush... on skype.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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