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He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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