Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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