Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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