She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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