nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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