I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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