Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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