Nicole vs. Life
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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