Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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