ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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