Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
operation harelip BJ is a go
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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