"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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