How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Say something about gay babies.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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