you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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