College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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