don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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