is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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