He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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