so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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