He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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