Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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