just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
her vagine was all disorganized.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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