what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize