Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
