i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Farmville is her only friend.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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