So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
