You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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