Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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