Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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