On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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