She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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