We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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